Tuesday, October 27, 2009
Lone Tears
Sixth Task: Child Prodigy
Imagine being a child prodigy who is not understood by people around you. You long for friendship and a normal life. Write a poem describing your life. Insert the title of your poem.
My approach is to write a poem from the third person's point of view, assuming that I am a child prodigy expressing myself as someone else so that people don't know the person in the poem is actually me (like what Britney Spears did with 'Lucky')
Lone tear, lone tears
That's all she sheds
In the building rear
Behind the shadows of the room
She lurks amidst the woodworks' gloom.
Lone tear, lone tears,
For a mind so bold
No one can understand
In a heart that's old
And weary from the taunts of man.
Lone tears, lone tears,
Bitter and cold
She shed her tears.
Come to Cuba!
Tuesday, October 13, 2009
The last tree on earth
The sun cast a sleepy eye over the cloudless horizon that drenched the skyline in a blinding orange glow and cast ominous, dark shadows on the dry, barren wasteland I call home. Beneath, the unfriendly terrain of the brown earth cracked and crinkled like a weathered octogenarian. Her skin has not felt the fresh, dewy touch of invisible moisture, the taste of tasteless water, the sight of grey mist. She has not felt clear white droplets beat down on her like an army and seep into her hollow veins for a long time.
Neither have I.
I sighed, not in despair, but in recognition of an impending doom. I knew without a doubt the human race had forsaken me.
Once upon a time, I had many friends around me. They towered high above me, with girths twice mine and roots that clawed deep into the deliciously soft, black soil. Their rich, green leaves, bunched together, tinkled in a rush in the wind and tickled me teasingly when I lean in for the perfumed scent of their fruits.
At night, the pitter-patter of squirrels and little creatures on our arms kept us entertained. At dawn, it was the curious formation of red ants as they tiptoed in a frenzied line over roots with the odd dead insect in tow.
Life was a symphony orchestra playing a beautiful song for us.
Then came the explosion. It wiped out everything in one sweeping flash of white light. Brother Jok who used to stand right there, in my path, disintegrated in an instant, leaving only the shadow of his existence imprinted on my surface like a scar, a reminder of the tree that saved my life.
That was so very long ago.
No man, animal or tree has been seen since. Occasionally, a lone eagle soars higher and further in futile search for food, its pace carefully languid for the long journey back. It never comes back.
I tried to cry a tear but nothing came from my empty husk nor the mangled remains of my lifeless arms. Only a wasted splinter cracked loose from my body and fell to the ground like falling leaves.
I shut my vision of this desolate world, unable to take it any longer.
I collapsed inward like a child, inconsolable, broken. Sobbing without tears in a heart without hope.
Suddenly I heard a faint human shout.
I peered out into the world again, wondering if I was a ghost. Or if the matchstick figures slowly crossing the devastated lands were.
The shouts were louder and more excited as they got near me. A man in the front, wearing standard military uniform and a gas mask signalled to the others and, from beyond the red line, a truck carrying a heavy container lumbered into view.
I felt my heart lift in joy.
They had not abandoned my kind.
They had come. For me.
Tuesday, October 6, 2009
A WEDDING
They say never use a new pair of shoes until you have break them in. Well I sure should have listened to them. Not only are my new pair of Aldo shoes sky high and straining on my ankles, they’re sawing at my skin every time I move!
And why oh why did I have to wear the Carven Ong chiffon tube dress?! I knew I put on a bit of weigh since I bought it but I didn’t think it would be that bad. Now it’s stretching at the seams and I have to hold my breath just to keep it together. Tough act, since I’m also wearing my new Sloggi underwear. So much for the Comfort Revolution! My G-string is riding up my butt, and Oh My God, I feel like scratching my crack. I should sue them for this!
Argh!
As if that’s not enough. The girls are all clinking glasses around me and drinking like fish and wolfing down the third course. Why butter prawns anyway? Doesn’t Steph know I’m allergic to seafood? She knows I break out in rashes and this is supposed to be the best time to meet guys.
Hallo, Steph! Do you hear my thoughts? You’re getting married so me – aka your bridesmaid – should be the one shining at this party, glowing for all the single men to see. Why do you get to wear a nice gown and be the centre of attention? You’re already taken!
Oh, forget it. I’m just going to sit here and wait for the next course and – why hello, handsome! …. and hello to your beautiful wife too. Don’t sit here. Go sit at the back where nobody can spot you coming in late.
This hotel is so humongous you should blend in easily. No one will notice you in this crowd of – what – 500 people? – and in this sea of candy pink ribbons and bouquets and bouquets of dark roses and purple strips that dangle from the roof.
Gosh, who came up with that idea? Candy pink ribbons? Honestly, Steph. I don’t know why nobody has died from shock yet. After all, half of your guests are octogenarians and the other half are supposed to have taste. Yet they’re all yakking away like long lost friends even when the dreadful Frank Sinatra is playing in the backdrop. Isn’t anyone going to tell the dumb MC ‘Fly Me To The Moon’ is a Michael Buble original and not by Frank whats-his-face?
Honestly!
My Favourite Fictional Character
Buck - The Call of the Wild
I remember feeling very moved when I read Jack London's The Call of the Wild'. The book is about a dog named Buck who was actually living a pampered, privileged life. Through a series of unfortunate events, he ended up in the Yukon. He had a tough life as a sled dog but there , Buck rediscovers his primal instincts and learns to fend for himself. By the end of the story, Buck had responded to the call of the wild, and chose a life in the wild with wolves.
It was moving because the dog had no dialogues in the story and all his feelings were narrated through his actions, and to some degree his thoughts, but through a third person. That final act, when he runs into the woods, spoke volumes about what Buck had gone through and what he had become.
It was touching yet haunting at the same time.
Monday, September 21, 2009
A fitness fanatic
15 minute on the treadmill… Ok, another 5 more…
I can’t believe he made me work ‘till nine last night! That’s three days in a row, twice this month… Five workout sessions sacrificed. Shit. That’s two more than last month. And the month isn’t even over yet.
2 minute cool down.
Ok, focus. That’s why I missed my target. Never mind, I can make it up if I double up on the – what am I saying? If this carries on, my entire workout schedule will be thrown out the window. I’ll have to start looking for another job. Damn. Just when I found a nice nine-to-five job, it turns into nine-to-nine.
Where’s the barbells now? Ah, here. 2kg… 4kg… 8kg… Ah, Ok. Here we go. Hmmm…. Can I handle a superset? … Yup.
Might as well make up for yesterday, right? Five session! Five! What is he – mad? Why does he always have to pick on me? He can pass it to Jackie – Jackie’s way more qualified than me – but always, always make me the one to stay back and run through the figures with him. And always have to leave it to pass six. Can’t even wrap up earlier. What a dumb #$%@.
Aargh! Stretch it out. Stretch it out. Hang in there. I can do this. Pull-downs are supposed to be the easiest. My body’s only in shock because of the missed sessions. On to the Bicep Curls now. Three sets. 12 reps. And go!
Now where was I? Oh yeah. Making me work late without OT and buying me dinner to compensate. Doesn’t he know gym time is way more valuable than any Victoria Station dinner? And all that fat in the steak. Doesn’t he know anything about healthy eating? Geez.
Ok, time for some Lat Raises. 6kg? Mmm… better stick to 4kg. This is what happens when you do irregular workouts. No improvements!
And what is with having dinner so far away from the office? If you’re really desperate to finish the work and meet the deadline, we can just have dinner downstairs at the mamak. 15 minutes flat guaranteed. Why waste so much time and money going to eat so far away? Why bother eating at a nice place on a Friday night. Things like that you only do if you’re…. If you’re…
Oh, shit.
Thursday, August 20, 2009
My Favourite Writer... or How I Rediscovered The Joy of Reading and Writing
I use to read tons of books, at most, twice a week. So most stories had become a bore; the charaters stereotyped, the plot predictable and the lengthy narrative tedious and laborous to read. Of late, I would pick up a book, read a couple of pages, lose interest and put it down again. It didn’t matter if the story builds up to a fulfilling climax eventually. If I wasn’t hooked by Page 3, I wasn’t interested. I have too many things to do these days to invest my time in reading fiction, even if they were critically acclaimed.
I thought I’d given up on books – until I discovered Sophie Kinsella’s ‘Confessions of a Shopaholic’. With that book, I was hooked from the first scene! It was possibly the first time I read a book written entirely in the present tense. Perhaps that was the novely factor. On the other hand, it was also the funniest book I have ever read and the most captivating. I laughed uncontrollably at almost every page, and kept turning the pages until I had spent an entire weekend reading it non-stop (save for breaks for food and sleep).
Sophie, I believe, hit jackpot with that book. She applied that phrase ‘that which is most personal, is probably most general’ to great effect, creating situations one could relate to, with continuous self-depreciating humour. Her descriptions were bare compared to most fiction writers, but focused on important details and left the rest to the imagination. This keeps the distraction level to a minimum (and anyway, how many ways can you describe eye colour before you get sick reading the same line year after year) and sucks the reader in completely with the characters, rather than kept them as outsiders peering in as an author would if he/she focused too much on descriptive narrative.
Simply put, I was completely bowled over.
Ask me a decade ago who my favourite author is and my answer would have been the likes of Enid Blyton, Jack London (Call of the Wild), William Shakespeare (what was I thinking?!) , Ken Folllet (Eye of the Needle) and Clive Cussler (yeah, of the Dirk Pitt series) but today it’s undoubtedly Sophie Kinsella. Yes, it’s ‘chick lit’; hardly the stuff of literary masterpiece and yes, she only ever wrote one book that was great but hey, sometimes genuis comes in a flash.
If I can captivate audience the way she can, create characters people can fall in love with, inject a healthy dose of humour or thrilling suspense to the plot and make reading fun for many people, I would be one happy camper! ☺
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